NBC’s Dateline saves the day with a witty “Screenshotted” comment on Kristen Bell’s viral anniversary post, turning online backlash into comic relief.

“Happy 12th anniversary to the man who once said to me: I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I’m heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would,” Bell wrote in a post on Saturday. Adorable. Romantic. Nobody Wants This writer’s room, please take note.