I am a big Command & Conquer fan, but even I had to look up what Command & Conquer: Tiberium Alliances was before writing this. Now, why would I feel the need to research this particular game today?

This whole retro revival thing - this trend right now for boomer shooters, low-poly horrors, and spiritual successors to erstwhile classics - it's nice, and it's cute, and it makes you feel warm ...