But as an ex-Catholic school girl born of the “Twilight” generation, my unquenchable thirst for horny vampires supersedes my taste for virtue signaling most of the time. Lucky for me, the very queer ...

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a wild ride with vampires, lesbians, and a Mexican wrestler — all led by the Lord himself. This absurd film is surprisingly respectful to Jesus, featuring biblical ...

Given the choice to watch Jesus fight a pack of lesbian vampires or an honest-to-God homophobe, I will almost always choose the lesbian vampires. It’s not that I wouldn’t like to see an intolerant ...

I was turned on to this movie by the "Best Sci-Fi movie titles" thread a few weeks ago, and picked it up this weekend on a trip to Frys Electronics.<BR><BR><I>Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter</I> is shot ...

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The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of ...

Heretical. Hillarious. The concept itself, JC himself coming back to fight lesbian-kidnapping vampires, with the aid of a Spanish wrestler. The implementation, cheesy 60's kung-fu homage paired with ...

His CIA code name is Condor. In the next seventy-two hours almost everyone he trusts will try to kill him.