WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a historic setback, Representative Kevin McCarthy has failed a math test for the first time since high school. Witnesses in Congress said that the California ...

May 10—When it comes to education-related scores, New Mexico ranks pretty low in the U.S., but the state now has bragging rights as the birthplace for the nation's No. 1 middle school math curriculum, ...

Rep. Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez has two strong words for Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy: boy math. In her tweet posted on Tuesday evening, AOC insinuated that the speaker is incompetent for his ...

Congress is just days away from its September 30 deadline to pass a spending bill—and House Republicans are in shambles. The farthest-right wing of the party is threatening to shut down the government ...