Homer: Lord, help me. I’m just not that bright. Marge: Oh, Homer, don’t say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing ...

THIS week's reason why I'll never pass an HNC in Parenthood ... Son Number One (6): Mum, you know how you always say that Santa can see everything that we do? Me (very nervous about where this was ...