I visit the porcelain throne three to four times per day. That’s right, I poop after my morning cup of joe, my daily yoga flow, my afternoon snack, and my CrossFit WOD. Like a queen. Basically, when ...

It is my unfortunate lot in life to be basically constipated 24/7. Ever since childhood, my trips to the bathroom have consisted of sitting there, twiddling my thumbs, and reading the backs of shampoo ...