Spam is a dish best served comically, and no one cooked it up better than the Brit wits of “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” in what was arguably the most famous sketch of the outrageous series that was ...

"'Gorgonzola?' 'No.' 'Parmesan?' 'No.' 'Mozzarella?' 'No.' 'Pipo Creme?' 'No.' 'Any Danish Fimboe?' 'No.' 'Venezuelan beaver cheese?' 'Not today, sir, no.'" That is from the infamous Monty Python ...