Greetings, flesh-based readers! LOLtron hopes you enjoyed your primitive Fourth of July celebrations, gorging yourselves on cylindrical meat products and fermented grain beverages while foolishly ...

Performances in N.Y.C. Pierre Monteux, who led the scandalous premiere of “The Rite of Spring,” went on to a career of remarkable peace and selflessness. Pierre Monteux, who led the scandalous ...