The Sharp PC-G801 was an impressive little pocket computer when it debuted in 1988. However, in the year 2025, a Z80-compatible machine with just 8 kB of RAM is hardly much to get excited about.

At this point, I couldn’t tell you how much time has passed since I started quarantining. What I do know is that it’s been exactly 55 days since I was last served a hot matcha latte to-go. While I’ve ...