This is the Vtech V.Motion, a Wii wannabe for 3 to 7 year olds. Toyology says it’s nice, but knowing Vtech’s horribly disgusting educative fake-o-laptops, I have serious doubts. Why not use the Wii?

Kids love to imitate the adults in their lives. That’s why you can find such odd items in the toy aisle as baby-sized irons, mops and vacuums. Now you can add more weirdo item to that list, one that ...