Millions of Canadians are concerned about Trump’s new metal tariffs that are set to come into place at midnight tonight. “Ugh, why can’t he leave Canadian metal alone?” said diehard Rush fan Darren ...

Just moments after ascending to the throne, new Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney announced an important new set of warning labels to be displayed on all food products in the country. “We want to ...

Shattering decades of tradition which saw lawyers and drama teachers sent to 24 Sussex Drive, the Liberal Party of Canada has diversified its leadership portfolio by electing Canada’s first ever carny ...

When the Sawatzkys visit the Pletts, they’re always impressed with how immaculate everything is. The floors are spotless, the toilet bowl is glistening, there’s not a speck of dust anywhere. “I don’t ...

Area man Frank Fehr, 72, has been using the very same McDonald’s cup for the past fifteen years, all under the assumption that he can get free refills all he wants. “I haven’t paid for a Coke since ...

Oh, you know that wacky Donald Trump. Such a scamp. From renaming the Gulf of Mexico to annexing Canada, he’s always up to something. It’s gotten to the point where it’s impossible to write satire ...

As of just a few days ago, young Timothy Reimer, 8, of Mountain Lake could identify several large bodies of water and many of the highest mountain peaks, which made him the country’s most ...

After opening up their hymnals for the first time in several years, parishioners at the Central Harrisonburg Mennonite Church were mortified to discover that they’d totally changed nearly every single ...

It’s that time of year again once yet. The Oscars! Well, of course, as Mennonite we don’t watch movies, except we all know Onkel Oscar who owns a TV behind the barn out back and we sometimes get to ...

After Elon Musk accidentally slashed the job of US President this week, Donald Trump has sought work elsewhere – the marketing department of the NHL. “After fomenting hatred between countries that ...

It turns out that all the rumours about Fort Knox being empty were completely unfounded. In fact, not only was the place filled with treasure, something better than precious metals were discovered – a ...

In a moment of poetic beauty unrivalled since the time of Emily Dickinson, a staunch Putin supporter is just 10 goals away from passing a staunch Trump supporter on the NHL’s all time scoring list. “I ...