Anyway, I digress. The real stars of the show here are those three rotary encoder dials on the right-hand side of the keyboard. They're not just fidget toys, y'see—they're CNC-cut aluminium beauties ...

'I felt a rush of pride, not just for the pole but for the fact that I was contributing to the message of peace on Earth and supporting my local community,' says artist May Peace Prevail On Earth.