Just as Endwalker opened with you and the crew setting sail for the distant city of Old Sharlayan, Final Fantasy XIV’s Dawntrail expansion kicks off with a long cruise to a place we’ve never ...

But this is the Minions’ purpose at this point in the series: to be interchangeable cylindrical clowns who spew gibberish dotted with occasional Spanish – or, in the case of Despicable Me 4 ...