Green Bay Packers guard Jerry Kramer, right, carries coach Vince Lombardi off the field by after the Packers defeated the Oakland Raiders 33-14 in Super Bowl 2 in Miami on Jan. 14, 1968.

(Before you head for the nearest bunker, I should note that Bing’s A.I. can’t actually do any of these destructive things. It can only talk about them.) Also, the A.I. does have some hard limits.