‘Fail to prepare, prepare to fail’ quoth the great Roy Keane, but he probably hadn’t anticipating this answer from Glenda Mellon on how she readies herself for a rugby match. “Fake tan, eyelashes and ...
There's only one response to that carry-on. 3. Where's the fecking linesman? You're at an U14 league game in the middle of nowhere and you come up with this gem when the referee fails to recognise ...