I have to admit I played Saints Row 2 on Steam unmodded, all the way through, twice. So if you tell me it's "unplayable" without a fan patch I'm going to do that thing where I raise one eyebrow at you ...

Nowadays, Saints Row is a brand most associated with dubstep music, large purple marital aids, and abject failure. Given that the franchise has had far more bad games than good ones and is dead for ...