Welcome to Ditto Upscale Resale in Holland, Michigan—a wonderland where thirty-five bucks transforms from coffee-and-sandwich money into “I just redecorated my entire living room” bragging rights.

Thirty dollars might get you a mediocre dinner and a drink in most places, but at Waldo Farmers and Flea Market, it’s like carrying around a magic lamp with an overly generous genie inside.