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Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents

The $599 Dekoda clamps over the rim like a toilet bowl cleaner, pointing an optical sensor at your excretions and secretions. It then analyzes the images to detect any blood, as well as analyze your ...